lethal-cuddles:

wishbone-md:

captain-seajay:

Petty Officer Saman Gunan gave his life while working to rescue 12 young boys and their coach. Gunan had the job of delivering oxygen tanks to those trapped in the cave and unfortunately ran out of oxygen on his way out of the chamber. His sacrifice helped save those within the cave where oxygen levels were decreasing. Saman Gunan is a hero, who won’t be forgotten.

He’s petting wild boars because that is the name of the soccer team.
This made me cry.

accioharo:

lesbianshepard:

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

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If we do open it we could find

  • The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
  • Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
  • An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

thenarius:

galpalactic:

this thread has me in tears right now

We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.

great

I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.

same

When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.

absolutely

One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.

huge mood

Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time

thank you for your service

official guide to :3 and how to deal with them

feazelbal:

nekosol:

king-wewuz:

:3 =a friend, trustworthy

:3c =mischeavous but ultimatly harmless, also trustworthy

;3 =wants somewthing from you, approach with caution

>:3 =deviant, caution advised

>:3c =unpredictable and potentially dangerous trickster, extreme caution advised

:^3 =deranged and dangerous madman, do not approach under any circumstance

>:^3c =the antichrist, bringer of the apocalypse, herald of the end, there is nothing you can do, surrender

>;^3c

:3< = mischievous lizard or snake