Bruce Wayne’s children all run screaming through the aisles
Reporter: “Mr. Wayne, why the unusual choice to release robins instead of doves?”
Bruce, internally: “Because not only am I Batman and an artistically clever fuck, but also because by releasing Robins, it sends a subliminal message to my children that I will tie them to weather balloons and send them into the stratosphere if they do something to ruin this marriage”
Bruce, externally: “I dunno, I just think they’re neat”
Instead of Doves, at the Wayne-Kyle wedding they release Robins
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