bubonickitten:

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out 

🎶 you better wATCH OUT 

🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 

🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt 

🎶

gwynndolin:

spacedijks:

toast-potent:

tilthat:

TIL A law professor discovered a quirk in the law that makes murder technically legal in a 50 sq mile, remote section of Yellowstone National Park. He alerted Congress about the loophole and even wrote draft legislation to close the loophole. Congress has yet to act.

via reddit.com

meet me in the yellowstone national park in the next 5 ½ hours if you want an ass-kicking

i am having an outdoor tasting at yellowstone national park for an excellent vintage sherry. please bring your own masonry implements. jeff bezos is formally invited

the one true pvp enabled zone on the America dlc map