celticpyro:

aquestionofcharacter:

if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands

This post kicked down my door, came into my house and publicly shamed me in front of God, my mother, and my cat.

korkrunchcereal:

Fuselight was in many
ways similar to Booty Bay. Both were owned by goblins, both were neutral, and
both were undeniable shit holes. Booty Bay at least had the luxury of being
right beside the coast, allowing respite from the humid and moist jungle of Stranglethorn.
Fuselight, being nestled on one of the mountain crags of the Badlands, had no
such luxuries. Harsh heat and dry winds were often all that greeted newcomers
to the wretched landscape, signs of life barren save for marauding ogres and
scavenging beasts.

As his leather boots crunched in the dry red
dirt beneath him, Toren once again wished he was anywhere but here. He hated
the heat, feeling the sweat on his brow as it oozed down his skin. The wind did
nothing save nearly blow his hat off, the elf being forced to hold it down as
he walked through the streets of Fuselight. His coat bellowed behind him,
flapping in the bursts of wind that passed through the mountain crag. A contact
had provided him passage to the moderately less awful Fuselight-By-The-Sea, and
from there he had ascended into Fuselight proper

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jumpingjacktrash:

nentuaby:

moonlandingwasfaked:

tilthat:

TIL The South Pole experiences a 6-month period of darkness, during which scientists at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station have a tradition of watching The Thing, a movie about a humanoid alien who attacks an Arctic research outpost.

via reddit.com

that’s the last time and place i wanna be watching the thing

Oh, it’s not just during the long night.

It’s *immediately* after the last flight goes out and there’s no possibility of evac until spring.

antarctic researchers are hardcore

yiffmaster:

gudroo:

gudyote:

yiffmaster:

weeniebagel:

weeniebagel:

weeniebagel:

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

gladiators were actually very skilled and expensive to train (not to mention charismatic and popular), so they rarely fought to the death actually; it was more of a… ritualized theatrical combat

the modern equivalent you’re looking for is professional wrestling

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

what is a table but a domestic net