suramarelf:

jawlipops:

please im in pain

Hchbbjjjj…. jnxbbsk…bbbjdnj.. .. j

jumpingjacktrash:

beautytruthandstrangeness:

lillyjetaime:

Being able to endure something does not equal an obligation to withstand it.

Ooh. 

That’s a new thought.

i may need to embroider this on a sampler with flowers and skulls around it

llonelyrollingstarr:

mean-bean-machines:

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons

wishem:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maknaeseaguii:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ego-ann-16:

shittycryptids:

A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers

Op change your URL

@wishem i am begging you

It flies through flexing

@wishem i’m in physical pain

could someone do a gif of this pls?

prophetvelen: