comickit:

reblog and he will protect you

this is a lot for one skeleton, so he has brought his friends to help

Tumblr: We want complex villains!
Tumblr: But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever.

My annoying landlord

missboston1399:

I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up

That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you

showtimechamaco:

The fiesta that happened outside the racist nyc lawyer’s apartment is giving me life

cooliosis:

call us and we will personally fuck your toilet.

misslunacrest:

Lunacrest, my ol’ night elf druid, in all her glory
This design was based off of her in-game design ^^

kingjder:

bringingsaxyback:

My favorite part of FMA brotherhood is that before and after the commercial breaks they say “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” except since netflix doesn’t have commercial breaks it’s just “fullmetal alchemist FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

faun-songs:

pardonmewhileipanic:

molteniridium:

micaxiii:

daglout:

brattylikestoeat:

official-liberty-prime:

aesclepianbanshee:

thatthinginyourshoe:

rosswoodpark:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back #they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place #no helping required #so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

Thanks, I hate it!

Annihilation (2018)