straight people really be like “haha let me spite my gf for an offhand boast she said and livestream the result” huh?
This has nothing to do with straight people, stop saying it
What exactly was keeping the GF from simply refusing and admitting she was wrong, and/or telling him to stop taking pictures?
Oh, wait, absolutely nothing.
This is normal teasing in a relationship, one time my gf and I talked big about eating a whole food tray of tiramisu to each other. Needless to say we both
puss out when it came time to do it and had a good laugh.
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the socially inept Tumblr users are at it again
-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now
-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know
-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things
-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*
-”what time is it where you are again”
-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest
-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo
-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots
-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”
-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*
feel free to add
-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*
-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”
-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM
-Typing like this because you need to make everyone wait for the rest of your text like wait for my text in excitement
-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”
-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy
4chan is the ultimate website for discourse and shitposting because no matter how many notes or likes or upvotes a post has, it doesnt invoke the raw feeeling of a post with this attatched to it
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