Todd is getting wild. He swears, makes subtile sex jokes, refer to the internet’s memes. He’s getting too aware. We must use an elder scroll and cast him away in the future.
in a dnd game i had to role-play my bard asking the princess to marry him so i word-for-word quoted mr darcy’s proposal to elizabeth from the end of the book and now the half of my group that has never read pride and prejudice thinks im a hopeless romantic