feynites:

only-ten-percent-clever:

arkhamkjay:

feynites:

Seeing John Mulaney do his ‘Robot Test’ bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler.

But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let’s make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’. And now supposedly he’s committed to killing Batman but he doesn’t actually want to be the cause of a man’s death so he just obfuscates things with ‘clues’ and ‘riddles’ and ‘battles of wits’ until Batman inevitably defeats him and he’s just like ‘oh thank god please don’t hit me’.

Batman’s like ‘you need help Nigma’ and he’s just like ‘yeah that’s fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?’

@mrsmosby-wannabe

“Hey, Batman, think you’ve seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you’ll never guess what I let loose in there!”

“Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?”

gengarbage:

“When we were having trouble fitting all the data in for Gold
and Silver, and we were really in a pinch, this amazing guy came along
and made a program for us that solved all our problems. He went on to
become the amazing president of a real big company soon after that,
too.”

I’d always heard about how Iwata managed to cram the
entire Kanto region into Gold/Silver, but comparing it to the comically
undersized Kanto from the Spaceworld ‘97 beta, holy shit