Blizzard: “We learned a lot from the AQ War and how so many people in one place was just a bad idea, so we’ll avoid something like Silithus in the future”

Also, Blizzard: “you want something like AQ again, you fucks? well here you fucking go. back to silithus and lag fuckers”

wandererriha:

tzikeh:

the-winter-road:

andersonsallpurpose:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

bold-sartorial-statement:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

themintykid:

systlin:

hiking-viking:

chromalogue:

kirkspocks:

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count’nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin
við fæðingu Þórs
á stígnum við Taco Bell
Þar lá Loki

I occasionally need a reminder of why I love fans. Thank you.

@copperbadge

EMUPARADISE ALTERNATIVES LIST BABY!!!

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Okay, so I’m sure a lot of you guys are bummed out by Emuparadise taking down their rom collection, I am too. However, if you didn’t get the one game you really wanted or whatever, don’t fret! There’s still quite a few decent alternatives out there!

Vimm’s Lair – P good collection of nintendo games from the NES up to Wii, plus Sega Genesis and PS/PS2 games as well. Only complain is that their downloads are slow as hell so um. be prepaped.

The-Eye – Probably my favorite out of the alternatives, has tons of games including newer ones like 3DS and Switch games. Granted it doesn’t have games for a couple consoles like the Wii, any PlayStation consoles past the original PSX, and the Wii U unfortunately but other than that it’s got a nice selection and p fast downloads too!

TheIsoZone – Another oldie I think? They’ve been around for a while and have a okay selection, though they only rlly go up to 6th gen consoles + Nintendo DS plus their downloads are done through Firedrop which means having to wait a few seconds to download the file itself. 

Also!!! Here is a Google Drive folder with a bunch of compressed Wii Isos, and here is another one that has roms of titles from the Wii shop!

If you guys have other safe (As in absolutely, 100% virus/malware-free) alternatives, feel free to add them!