God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris
Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die
Doable? Maybe
Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.
I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?
In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but
I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7×7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”
And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.
I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.
Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.
In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7×7
Hubris
When you can’t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.
To whoever it might concern (and to catch the possible rumor mill before it even has a chance to get started), I’ve decided to leave to leave Kor’kron Legion as an officer and with my character Vaknosh.
There wasn’t any kind of drama, no bad feelings, or anything that should otherwise speak ill of the guild or its leaders or members. And no I’m not quitting the game or leaving Moon Guard, nor have I lost my desire for roleplaying or playing on the Horde. You’re all stuck with me.
I did this because I wanted to and felt it would be best for me. Because I felt like I was the one stagnating and not the guild. I had simply lost my passion for the guild’s concept and felt maybe it was time for me to stop holding on to the past, try something new. To be honest, I’ve done very little for the guild of late anyway, especially with my officer duties, and that is unfair to those like Suota, Drakk, Splintze, and Dabb who do put in really hard work into the guild while I sorta rested on the laurels of my past.
I will always love and adore my little creation that is the Kor’kron Legion, nor am I completely done with it. I’ll put an alt in eventually, of that I have no doubt. But my leader days are done there, I feel, and I think that’s okay. It means it’s grown beyond me – and the past has shown that can mean really great things for KKL.
I have a few ideas of what I might want to try or do going forward, some ideas I like and might play with. Never a dull moment.
He came running at me, this dumb orcish warrior, thinking he could end the Proudmoore line with a single swing of his sword. I I cut him down with my sword; gods I was strong then.
Vaknosh Blackwolf's Refuge 