actual-optimusprime:

snakeybones:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass
Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

@sketchydrawer

gentlepyro:

My que has been condensed down to only a few people, so I’m going to be opening for commissions again!

I’ll be only taking on 5 slots this time. BUT I WILL NOT BE CHOOSING THEM UNTIL SEPTEMBER 5TH, GET YOUR EMAILS IN NOW, IT’S NOT FIRST COME FIRST SERVE.

Terms of Service

Commissions can take 4 weeks to 3-4 months!

Gentlepyrocommission@gmail.com

Payment

I accept payment through PAYPAL.

•The invoice I send is payment for the artist’s time spent on the production of your request.

•You are NOT paying for digital art goods.

•You are agreeing to pay the invoiced price for the artist to perform a service to produce your request.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

azshara:

azshara:

as a heads up, Elliot (known liar, this post for proof) is active on the Wyrmrest Accord discord. Do not let them into your circles.

Blocking them and warning about them is ENTIRELY on word of mouth.

The Wyrmrest Accord discord moderators will not get involved in personal matters even though there is literal years of proof against this person. I have asked, and been informed that the WrA moderator team will not take action on this.

Reblog this, tell your friends ESPECIALLY if you play Horde on Wyrmrest Accord. Do not let this person into your spaces.