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British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

ericvilas:

aqueerkettleofish:

This just seemed appropriate today.

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

asexualconnor:

Brian David Gilbert’s progression from “eccentric scholar” to “crazy scientist” while trying to put all the Legend of Zelda games and media, not just the canonical but also the non-canonical ones, into one unified cohesive timeline, is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen.

Me but WoW canon.

lunamalfoy7:

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

its 2018 can we please stop pretending twitter threads are a reader-friendly way to communicate an idea

twitter threads are right after slideshows on the list of most annoying ways to get your point across

laclefdescoeurs:

even Jesus

I can’t believe tumblr’s excessive stupidity may just lead to a Newgrounds revival. This is the strangest timeline.

mercilessmime:

mercilessmime:

Fun fact. If the Mueller investigation went to the extreme and lead to the impeachment of Trump and Pence, Nancy Pelosi would become President.

Assuming it all happened after the next term starts, of course.

Anything involving their impeachment is a fun fact.

thot:

fishingboatproceeds:

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

this post is considered erotica and will be allowed on tumblr after december 17th