Blizzard: Look guys! Night elves are badass! Their eyes are dark and they use vines to drag people into the ground! Isn’t that SCARY? Aren’t you scared! But also kinda wanna fuck one? But mostly scared?!
My Horde ass that has played this game for over 15 years and has never once been afraid of a night elf and is not going to start now, as I gather up gallons of gasoline and a matchbook because these self-absorbed purple hippies evidently didn’t get the message the first time: No.
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