postmarxed:

tilthat:

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

Thanks for joining me!

Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Stating that a species has no natural predators implies the existence of at least one unnatural predator. I wanna see the species whose sole predator is the fucking Mothman.

Just, like, a species of ground squirrel that’s preyed on exclusively by ghosts.

An isolated goldfinch population that serves as the principle food source for Frankenstein’s Monster.

quite-likely-valentine:

I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!

vaknosh:

How to find or stay in touch with me in case Tumblr really does collapse due to nipples:

• Discord: Vaknosh#8661
• Battletag: Ruvok#1624
• Twitter: https://twitter.com/Vaknosh (i’m going to be honest i’m likely never going to use this because its awful but it’s there as an option)
• Probably Pillowfort once that starts being a thing
• On Moon Guard in my guild <The Varokar Vanguard> once I get enough charter signatures to actually make it a thing
• Local and regional spike distribution centers located within the continental United States
• By shouting, “Thrall sucks”
• Any and all dumpsters, whether on fire or not
• Hell

Feel free to add, follow, or talk to me whenever.

after using twitter for like a grand total of 5 minutes, i’ve concluded it is objectively a worse platform than even tumblr’s shitshow, and you’ll likely never find me on it

so whatever is the next actual legit blogging platform – which right now seems to be Pillowfort once they really get off the ground as its basically just a startup right now – that’s the one i’ll head to