prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Stating that a species has no natural predators implies the existence of at least one unnatural predator. I wanna see the species whose sole predator is the fucking Mothman.

Just, like, a species of ground squirrel that’s preyed on exclusively by ghosts.

An isolated goldfinch population that serves as the principle food source for Frankenstein’s Monster.

vaknosh:

How to find or stay in touch with me in case Tumblr really does collapse due to nipples:

  • Discord: Vaknosh#8661
  • Battletag: Ruvok#1624
  • Twitter: https://twitter.com/Vaknosh (i’m going to be honest i’m likely never going to use this because its awful but it’s there as an option)
  • Probably Pillowfort once that starts being a thing
  • On Moon Guard in my guild <The Varokar Vanguard> once I get enough charter signatures to actually make it a thing
  • Local and regional spike distribution centers located within the continental United States
  • By shouting, “Thrall sucks”
  • Any and all dumpsters, whether on fire or not
  • Hell

Feel free to add, follow, or talk to me whenever.

after using twitter for like a grand total of 5 minutes, i’ve concluded it is objectively a worse platform than even tumblr’s shitshow, and you’ll likely never find me on it

so whatever is the next actual legit blogging platform – which right now seems to be Pillowfort once they really get off the ground as its basically just a startup right now – that’s the one i’ll head to