perisnoop:

snake-fingers:

Hey @perisnoop

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wack.

@korkrunchcereal

korkrunchcereal:

I am haunted by my sins. In visions I see what I have done; what my hands have wrought. Or perhaps they are sins yet to come, divined in confusion. I am not certain anymore. The red specter follows my footsteps whilst the grave calls. The claws of death are on my shoulders, eager to claim me among the ashes.

My past is cast in shadow, and my future uncertain. All I can do, nay what any man can do is forge ahead. I walk in the glory of the light, seeking absolution. Perhaps in justice shall come liberation, and in liberation? Truth.

-Varyc, The Crowned Tower.

arielenhasarrived:

the arena forums are good actually

transcript:

greeting

it me klungo strong orc

today i am talking about winnie the pooh cleave with tigger the hopping demon boy and painful owl that i do not like

me wake up in orc shack and decide to battle for horde, angel man and
arrow man are not as strong as once were, good day for fighting

klungo get orc friends and go to arena

gates open and klungo hear hundred acre woods song start playing,
klungo deeply frightened as tigger begin hopping torward him at high
speed

klungo put up weapon and run torward enemy tigger very fast and
attempt to hit, tigger hop up every high and turn into horrific demonic
abberation and begin shooting eye juice at me while suddenly very
painful owl comes from stealth and starts screaming very loudly and
pecking at klungo face

klungo heavily damaged, friend orc try to give me blue rasberry
koolaid jammer to make better, but then giant green spike come from
ground and purple circle appear around friend orc, tigger take blueberry
koolaid from friend orc so klungo cannot have, even worse tigger not
even drink koolaid he just throw it on the ground and stomp on it so no
one can have it, then friend orc is put into wind and also jail

everyone dying, laser everywhere and tigger hopping all over the
place, klungo confused and dont know what to do, suddenly sun from
teletubbies shoot beam onto friend orc and painful owl put on a hat and
then entire moon fall onto klungo and i am killed instantly because of
this

there is no winning against winnie the pooh cleave

pukicho:

misterjukebox8:

pukicho:

The fuck outta here Winnie the piss

You wanna know why they censored Winnie the Pooh

Too many people made fun of the Prime Mininster of China for looking like Winnie the Pooh

So he just straight up banned Winnie the Pooh from the country

Glad the leader of a superpower cant handle a kindergarten-level joke