korkrunchcereal:

@vaknosh​ has been reading my ‘songs/ballads’ i’ve been writing and wanted some orc ones. Here he goes that nerd. The first is above the cut, the second is below. 

On demon’s wings born of ash

The orcs did quake beneath the lash

Mannoroth, they did call

He held the chains that bound us all

Like slaves we were beneath his yoke

The flames of rage he did thus stoke

Years we slaved beneath his gaze

Our sight marred by the haze

Then one day came two heroes stood

They cried ‘we’re bound by brotherhood’

Thrall the savior, Grom the First

Both set out to quell blood thirst

Within the pits of blackest hell

They swore they’d slay the demon fel

Thrall did strike, but woe in vain

Mannoroth stood, their foe not slain

The demon charged and thus struck Thrall

And lo he flew, and thus did fall

Yet Grommash stood, tall and strong

And let loose the mighty Warsong!

He swung Gorehowl, let it sing!

The song of death it did so bring!

The demon fell, yet not alone

A scorching blast that seared the bone

Grommash fell, Thrall to his side

And thus the warchief claimed with pride

He’s saved us all,
from demon’s curse”

“The Blood haze lifts,
and does disperse

Heroes die, legends live

The gift of story we thus give

To Grommash Hellscream, first to thirst!

The one who saved the blood curst

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freikorps:

The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC

Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining

I mean he’s straight surrendering to liberalism

Omg, look at these people losing their shit because someone dares call out shitty Christians who hide behind God.

How dare he.

Since it was an image of a tweet, not a link to the news story, I had to go track it down. The CNN story starts thusly:

If you’re a Christian who exploits people, leads a double life or manages a “dirty” business, perhaps it’s better not to call yourself a believer, Pope Francis suggested in a homily on Thursday in Rome.

“So many Christians are like this, and these people scandalize others,” Francis said during morning Mass at Casa Santa Marta, according to Vatican Radio. “How many times have we heard – all of us, around the neighborhood and elsewhere – ‘But to be a Catholic like that, it’s better to be an atheist.’ It is that: scandal.”

And it continues on from there. Pope Francis was preaching on Mark 9:41-50, which is the bit where Jesus says stuff like “whoever causes on of these little ones to sin, it would be better if he put a millstone around his neck and threw it in the sea.” The pope’s homily (in what is a textbook definition of a homily) took Jesus’ words from the Bible and faithfully applied them to modern life. This homily couldn’t even be potentially interpreted as a departure from long-standing Catholic teaching, either. He practically read straight from the Catholic Catechism.

So, yeah. Pope reminds shitty Christians what Jesus actually said (and what the Church actually teaches), shitty Christians declare that the Pope isn’t a Christian.

fragmentsofsilverspeak:

bogleech:

jasper-rolls:

jasper-rolls:

why do whiny nerd boys complain about english localizations of horny anime games making the girls wear a bit more clothing when they should be complaining about kingdom hearts 3 turning winnie the pooh into an amorphous white blob in china

justice for winnie the pooh

I thought this was a surreal shitpost but apparently pooh, and just pooh as a character specifically, is banned from China all because a very lighthearted meme came to compare him to China’s leader