sleepydryad:

Materials:

• salt

Throw salt at your intended target and say, “Stay the fuck away from me.”

If it doesn’t work the first time, repeat and aim for the eyes.

johannesviii:

prokopetz:

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

halorvic:

halorvic:

Update:

boopednose:

writing-prompt-s:

Image Prompt

This is the installation wizard

kenzicraw:

Look at my best boy knead the air in kitty bliss. 😻SOUND ON FOR PURRS. (@storycharacter you asked what life was like with my babes. ;))