fuckyeahdiomedes:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

eight-times-nine:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

osheamobile:

queenanthai:

night-fury-pamphlets:

mamalaz:

A reminder that Steve’s first instinct was to defend, not attack.

Even when he doesn’t have a shield, he literally makes one.

I mean you’re not wrong…

I’m firmly convinced the Steve categorizes everything he sees as “can be shield” or “cannot be shield”.

in fact, I’m going to go ahead and headcanon that he keeps a list of things he’s tried using as a shield and whether or not they’ve worked out:

Tony is canonically a blunt instrument anyway.

Tony: CAROL NO

Carol: CAROL YES

Carol will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

This is the real reason the Avengers keep Tony around

He is an excellent club

When Tony asks the avengers if they want to go clubbing, he’s learned to be very specific