moonguardsecrets:

This is a statement that is, and will always be, a fucking joke. People who claim to be “RP Elitists” are, just that: a fucking joke. 

If you throw a fit because someone is roleplaying something “wrong”, or playing something “taboo” in a game where everyone is already playing pretend, then you are, without a doubt, a fucking joke who needs to go outside and learn some social skills. I’ve found that people who throw fits about people playing dragons, or people playing archdruids, or playing class/race combinations that aren’t in the game to be short on friends. Perhaps if you took the time to realize that priding yourself on being a judgemental asshole is a bad thing, maybe you’d be able to change that.

Until then, every single one of you who gets your panties in a twist because someone RPs something you don’t like need to work on getting that nine-foot pole out of your ass because clearly it’s lodging itself in that small part of your brain that keeps you from acting like a fucking child.

Shit, how can you cry “LOREBREAKING” when Blizzard’s writing is inconsistent all the god damn time? Is there so little in your life that your biggest point of pride is telling people off that you’re better at playing pretend? Because that’s basically what you do when you police lore.

“Well if they have right to RP whatever they want, I have the right to shame them-”

What are you, a bitch? Because when you talk like that, you sound like a bitch. Not the fun kind of bitch either. No one likes a whinny bitch, so please, save yourself the embarrassment, and spare us your driveling like that. There’s a whole fucking litany of shit I would love to say to people like you that would go against the terms of submission here, but just to keep this brief:

Get fucked, you sad, lonely assholes.

/endrant

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