me at the pearly gates: hey fellas do i get to know my stats
god: you ate more turkey pepperoni than any human in history and youre actually going to hell for that
me: ah
god: you deserve it
me: i understand
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me at the pearly gates: hey fellas do i get to know my stats
god: you ate more turkey pepperoni than any human in history and youre actually going to hell for that
me: ah
god: you deserve it
me: i understand
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