before the storm by christie golden

swampgallows:

anduin: i think we should fix the big hole in the world

genn greymane: anduin i dont mean to interrupt i know youre doing something important but i think its imperative that you fuck someone immediately. you need to do this right away before anything else and i know that you became the king only last week but if you die a virgin then the horde will think that we are all stupid and gay. anduin you need to get married right now and put a baby in someone. im just saying what we’re all thinking