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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

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skybreakerpony:

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IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO

@1-800-wish-a-nigga-would That’s absolutely right Phil, it can even fix a broken marriage! With Flex Seal A̧͐̅ͤ̂͗ͣͬ̅͗͌͋͛̂̄ͨ̃̂̚͟҉͙͙̙̙̲̥̬͙͔̺͜N̵̨̫͍̪̱̣͕͓̯͎̺̰͓̝̘͑͒̋̒̚Y̌̾̉̏͋ͭ͆ͦ̑͌̊̎͏̷͖̞͉̟͔̣̙̦̝̝̦̻̫̼ͅT̄ͧ͑͛̅̽̓͐ͥ̀̔͌̆ͥͥ҉̷͖̯̠̳͍̦͍̙̣̰͕̟͉H̵̢̡̫͎̳̮̖͕̹̖̩̰̲̠͎̩͔̃͛ͮ̽ͩ͝Iͩͭͩͫ͗́̍͊̈́̓̌̍̌҉͈̥̬̞͚͙̰̘̜͈͠ͅͅŅ̷̂ͭͫ̓͊͂ͨ̄͐̂͛͊̈̈ͪͮ̅҉̷͚̠̹̗̯̀G̴̡͒̾̏ͥͮ͐̓͋͊ͦͩ̎ͫ̈̚͜͏̡̮̘̳͇̙̣ ̶̥͈̟͈͈̮̬̘̟̰͓̭̠̲͍̻ͭ̂̎͊ͯ̍ͧͤ̓ͭ̐ͯ̀̄̚͠͞͝ͅỊ̢̞̤͕̗̖̠͖̪̲̗̣̯͕̜̫͕̄̓͆͌͊́͐̂ͧ̚͡ͅŞ̴̶̪̤̜̣͙͙͈̮̱̄̌ͧ̂̌ͮ̐̈́̍̚ ̬̖̮̭͈͔̈̑ͧͭ̀̊̄̌̉͑̄ͣͧ̈ͭͣ́͜P̧̘̺̯͙̤͎̻̣͍͙̺͍̱̘͓̓̅ͥͬ̓̀͜͠ͅO̥͕̤̮̘̤͍̟͕̯̱͎̮͉̳ͤ͑̇̍̾͊͢͟͜͝S̵̛͚̻̞̟̱͎̗͗̑ͦ͐ͩ͗̏ͥ̄̓͂͊͌͆ͮ́̚͜͠S̶̨̢̩̝͇̹͈̳̺̪̭̻̑̔̇̋ͤ͝I̢̡̨̗̩̤̫͚̪̦̩̹͖̎͛̔ͧ̑ͯ͗͛͒̔̚̕͡B̶̸̨̨̜̲̤̼̹̬̩̲̬͉̞̹̳͕̠̳̩͒ͨͨ́̓̓̽ͨ̆͂̋͑͆̄ͮͧ̚͝L̷̨̀ͦ̆͋ͦ͆̍͊̂͂̚҉̡͓̭̝̯̯̣͚̻͕̲̻̝E̶͕̟̯̥͙͖̠̠͓̼͈̖̜̻̘̐̾͋ͪ̑ͣ̆̀̊̓ͥ̓ͨͭ͗̒͆̓̀͘͞ 

IT CAN EVEN STOP THE FLOW OF TIME, PHIL.

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

SLAP ON THAT FLEX TAPE IT’S NOT A FUCKIN MIRACLE

SLAP IT ON WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS

*Epic Music*

THATS NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE

I̸̭̹̻͐͒̏͗ͥ͛̀͡S̷̲̝̭̦̰̫͆͐͌ͥͩ̇͛ͩ́͢ ͉̥̥͚̭̣̞̽̑̽̑̓ͩ͋ͮ̇͜ͅT͕͓̠̳͕ͫͩ̇ͩ́H̯̠̦̯̩͊͂ͨ̑̏ͣǏ̧̢̳̼͙̞͉͔͑S͚̻͇̠͉̰̞͔̮ͮ̉ͭ̉ ̧̲͍̥͔̳̓ͫͣ̑W̨̙̞ͧͫ͗͌͛ͧ̓͌̕͝H͒ͬ͏̵̯̻̪̜͎A̬̰̝ͤͬ̒T̸̲̖͙͖ͧ̂͜͡ͅ ̣̳ͨ͆͐̿̏̚H̘͑ͤͨ̓̉͟A̮̙ͭ͐ͮ̔̋̒͟͞P̝͍͔̱͎̗͚͙ͤ͒ͭͦͮͪͣ̎͢Pͧ̋ͣͯͥ̅̈ͭ͘҉̺̰̥͕̺̪̰E̶̻̪̙̭̳͐͋ͣ̒̆ͫ͘Ǹ̴̦͕͈̮̗̟͖̼͡S̨͙͉̜̦͔̙̯͛̈̂ͥ͂ͤ̿ ̷̶͙͓̼̟̠͕ͩ̓ͪ̈͛̂͟W͇̘͇̜̜̲̯̭̅̂͐̍ͣ͞H͈͔̞͖̮̆̓̒͊̂̃̒͐E̮͇͍͔̠̲̦ͨ̈́̎̂N͒̚҉͇̝͙ͅ ̧̗̦̲͍͛̂ͣ͜͢Y̶̥̤ͥ̾̆͗̐͂͢Ȍ̗̬͓̺̗͗͛ͮ̉ͥ̎̒͘̕Ũ̢̻͓̜̼̞͈̆͠ ͎̥̼̫͎̘ͯ̆̔T̰̬͖͔ͧ̃ͪͥͧ́͝R̨̙̩̪͎̻͚̥̜̓Y͈̮̯̞̼͎̅ͪ̆̚̕͡͡ͅ ̗̩̟͕͍͓͇̊ͧ̀̿ͩͧ̇͝T̿̆ͯͬ҉̸̺̗̺̪͎͙̩͈̜O͇̦͔̖ͤ͌̾͑̐̆ͧͩ̕͡ ̴̛͋̈́̋͗̎ͨ̑̑͘ͅP͎̞̤̥̰͇͉̫͛̅̏̉L̺̳̪͓̘̺̱̜ͤ͋ͩ̇͜A̩̳͛ͥ͋̐ͤ̍ͯ͐Y̽ͪ̀҉͚͍ ̲̫͉͒̆̓͌͆G̡͔̼̖̜̪̫̓̕O̪͇͍͛ͬ͗ͪD̹̬̺̞̜̜̱̬̆ͪ

I destroyed god with flextape

FLEXTAPE IS GOD NOW